When wind turbines ... KILL

The IPPR have just published a report saying that immigrants from the new member states are going home - and that many never intended to stay long-term. Checking out the Daily Mail to see what their spin on the story was (they didn't mention it), I saw this headline that perfectly sums up the Mail's attitude:

Wind turbines can trigger epileptic fits and seizures, say scientists

Almost, but not quite, as good as the Private Eye version of a Mail headline: "AIDS threat to Labour voters"